Wash and prep the ingredients.
In a large bowl, layer the vegetables and bacon, making sure all the veggies are dry when you add them.
In a separate mixing bowl or large measuring cup, mix the dressing ingredients, including the sour cream, Miracle Whip, dressing mix, and milk.
Spread the dressing on top of the salad, putting small tablespoons randomly around on top of the salad; then spread out with a spoon or spatula.
Cover with plastic wrap, and chill overnight or all day.
When ready to serve, stir the dressing into the salad, blending well with all the ingredients.
Serve with dinner!